The Lemon Cupcakes that Wouldn't Be

I measured my flour and came a bit short, so I opened my new bag of flour and dumped it in my flour container and finished off the measurement. Then, I turned to melt my butter in the microwave. By now there is quite a mess with flour on the counter, and butter wrappers laying around. And when I turn back to my flour bowl, I see bugs crawling on my counter. I freaked and started killing them. But I couldn't figure out where they came from. I finally discovered they were in my brand spanking new bag of flour! So, I cleaned everything up, dumped the new flour, sealed it up and put it in the garage, and cleaned up my mess.
Of course, I don't have any other bags of flour laying around and it's 10pm at night. So, no lemon curd filled cupcakes for me... or you... Instead, I just have a mess in the kitchen sink and nothing to show for it except this blog and a bag of buggy flour in the garage.